Ok the topic of this link may be a little late. I’m actually somewhat surprised no one has said anything about this yet. Of course I’m talking about the Super Bowl!… more specifically, the halftime performance by The Who. It’s obvious why this choice was, yet again, highly debated by a lot of people. The NFL, since the foreeeever infamous “wardrobe malfunction” incident with Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake, has taken the safe senior citizen approach to music… Lets take a look at the list; since the controversy in 2004 we’ve seen:
2005- Paul McCartney 2006- The Rolling Stones 2007- Prince 2008- Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers 2009- Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band and now 2010- The Who.
The Who Superbowl Halftime Performance
Now lets look at these guys’ ages. With the exception of Prince (and those mystery/auxillary/replacement members all these bands seem to have now…) every single one of these guys is in their 60s!!! (Prince is a mere 51). Prince, or honestly, any of these acts would have been an OK selection… but that’s if it were just one of them and the other years had different acts! Otherwise, they’re just lumped in with what seems to be the AARP Brigade!
-”Hold on! What are you sayin?? These guys are legends!”
That’s right. Every one of em is. I do not dispute their musical history of greatness. They’re just too old now. I mean, who wants to see, year in and year out, performers who are mere shells of their former selves? Nothing against them, but they just can’t perform like they could 40 years ago… that’s just the way it works when you’re a human being!
-”But the NFL is just giving fans what they want. Think about the average NFL fan. It’s not just a bunch of young people!”
Well I’m glad you mentioned that. All you have to do is Google ‘average age of NFL fan’ and you’ll see that Experian’s market research reported that around Superbowl time, the average NFL fan is not in his/her 60s… in fact the demographics are pretty even. Here are the numbers.
35-44 21%
45-54 20%
25-34 18%
65+ 16%
55-64 15%
18-24 10%
And just so you don’t have to do the math, it’s only 51% above age 44 compared to 49% under. And this data doesn’t even include those under 18. I know I didn’t wait till I became a legal adult to start tuning in to the Superbowl.
-”Well who do you wanna see anyway? These young new auto tune people? Taylor Swift? Jonas Brothers?? Lil’ Wayne???”
No, no, and no. There are two things that I’m glad has changed about the Super Bowl Halftime Show since 2004: 1) That they aren’t trying to squeeze something like 7 acts and 13 chopped up songs into 12 minutes, and 2) That they aren’t doing pop music anymore cuz pop music kiiinda sucks right now.
So who do I propose play these shows? Well look. Someone who’s 40 now… was 20 in 1990… 20! So I say it’s at LEAST time to move up a couple decades out of the 60s and 70s and into the 90s.
-”Well you can’t just have these legends for 5 years in a row and then go to some 90s non-hall-of-fame act. There will be a huge drop off.”
Well we can even eeease into it maybe with an act that has had success throughout the decades. U2 and Aerosmith have already performed so they’re out, but someone such as Santana who is in his 60s but has managed to stay relevant with each generation up through the 2000’s would work just to ease us out of antiquity. But look, can we eventually get a Pearl Jam or somethin? They’re back together. Soundgarden is back together. Alice In Chains is reformed. Smashing Pumpkins never left. What about Red Hot Chili Peppers? Foo Fighters? These guys sold a looot of records! Metallica is one of the best selling bands of all time too, though they might be a little too aggressive for the NFL. I could even be ok with eventually seeing Nickelback (who I’m not that big on), or Linkin Park or even Jay-Z perform. They’ve all sold enough records to qualify.
I’m not saying never let an old guy perform in the Super Bowl ever again… Just don’t ONLY let old guys perform! There are other generations of music lovers watching the Super Bowl! It’s time for the NFL to get younger or else the NFL is going to go from already being called the No Fun League to being called the Nothing Fresh League or the Needs Femurs League. I’m just sayin…
and by “I,” I mean
Walter Chastang… of The 54.
Ok I’m through bashing old people now. Comments are welcome. I’m out.